"This is my apartment, right Hana-chan?" asked the sleepy, sleepy dad.

"Yes, I wanted to know when you came home, so I waited here."

"Hey, Simpson-Sama! Your son is two doors down."

"I ALREADY TRIED THAT DOOR."

"Well, nobody answered, so that couldn't have been it!"

Ashley appears behind his own stumbling father. "I saw you. You were knocking on a car that was stopped at the traffic light."